Little Red Cosco

Little Red Cosco
Baby, you are much too fast!
Little Red Cosco
I need a chair that’s gonna last!

I guess I should have closed my eyes when I drove past the aisle
Where Target features new stuff
Cuz I felt a little ill when I saw the perfect replica
Of the chair that was there before me
Believe it or not, I started to worry
I wondered if I had enough cash
But I was shopping all night, I guess that makes it all right
And you say, “take me home because I won’t last!”

Oh Yeah!
Little Red Cosco
Baby, you are much too fast!
Little Red Cosco
I need a chair that’s gonna last!

A design like yours oughta be in jail
Cos it’s on the verge of being obsolete
Move over, baby, gimme the deal
I’m gonna have to own your little red love machine!

Oh Yeah!

Little Red Cosco
Baby, you are much too fast!
Little Red Cosco
I need a chair that’s gonna last!

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You don't know how long I've wanted one of these old Cosco Kitchen step-stools of my very own! Just like the one that dear old Mom had. When I saw them for sale at Target today, well...I just had to buy one and set it to music.