Monday, April 17, 2006

Dizzy and broad

Ho-hum! I went to bed dizzy with total vertigo last night and thought I would wake up all better but instead I am even dizzier. Is it the avian flu?

Skyrocketing cholesterol and triglyceride levels?

I had big plans to run out and get a new pair of blue jeans in a smaller size because the ones I've been wearing this winter are starting to sag in odd places. Which is a good thing! But now I think I will stick close to home in case I keel over, I don't want to do it in public!


By the way, why do they call it the Avian Bird Flu? Is that not an oxymoron? Are not all birds Avian? Isn't that like saying "Arachnid Spider bite"? Or...."Leavened Yeast Bread". Or..."Dizzy Vertigo Head?"

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