The other day, while sitting in the lounge at the physical therapy where Miss Kitty was riding the stationary bicycle, I happened to overhear a conversation which I Swan I did NOT make up. I know I'm creative (although I never compliment myself, my friends think I am very creative indeed) but I couldn't have thought of this on my own!
Two men dressed in painters pants and caps and t-shirts covered in various layers and hues of paint came into the receptionists desk to ask a question or two. I heard the receptionist say, "The info you need is over there on that pink roster taped to the wall."
The one painter dude said, "I don't know which one that is, Ma'am. I'm color blind."
A color blind painter. It just boggles the mind!