Thursday, December 06, 2007

Thank GOD those Pesky Bloombergs Moved Away!

Here it is! My favorite Christmas Carol the way I always THOUGHT it was sung. Brought to you by the Coalition for the Lyrics Impaired.

Sleigh bells Ring, are ya Listnin?

In the Lane, Snow's a Glistnin'

A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight

Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland.

Gone away are the Bloombergs

Here to stay are the Newburgs

We sing a happy song as we roll along

Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland.

In the meadow we can build a Snowman

And pretend that he is Parched and Brown

He'll say "Are you married?"

We'll say, "No, Man! "

But you should get a job when you're in town.

Later on, We'll perspire

As we scheme by the Fire

And Fake, unafraid, The Hams we have made

Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland...

Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland...

3 comments:

Joy said...

This made me laugh out loud! I just figured out a couple of weeks ago that in the sone "away in a manger" the words "the cattle are lowing" actually means mooing. I always thought it meant they were laying down to go to sleep.

Joy said...

oops I meant song. Not sone.

Anonymous said...

That brings back memories of E's "garbage in a bear tree"!
:-)

Queen Q