I really should write song lyrics. I have such a knack for rhyming things to make them fit. I was bopping down the street in the car yesterday, singing at the top of my lungs to the tunes on the radio. Tom Jones and I were singing:
She's all I ever want
She's the kind I'd like to Call'p
And take to dinner.
You know! On the phone.... Call'p.... Call-up.
Why shouldn't Tom Jones call'p a woman if she is all he ever Wanted?
Of course then it dawned on me! After 25 years of hearing that song and thinking it was 'call'p' I finally saw the aural light. He is actually saying...
She's all I ever Want
She's the kind I'd like to FLAUNT
And take to Dinner...