Happy Abundant Giant Hungry Toddler Year!

Happy New Year!

I am one of those people who feels that our first dream of the New Year is filled with hidden messages from the universe, meant to guide and direct us and set us firmly on the path of auspicious and proper behavior.

There is nothing worse than a flat, dull dream on New Years Eve, except maybe no dream at all. That would surely betoken a very dreary year ahead!

Imagine my delight when I woke up this morning after having a very, very colorful dream, fraught with imagery, meaning and mayhem!

I dreamed about giant toddler babies, like chubby Godzilla's in flannel footsies, storming the streets and picking up objects to put into their gummy, toothless maws and cover with baby drool.

It all started when a newly released asthma shot went haywire and caused everyone to have multiples of the same exact baby wearing the same exact red striped flannel onesie. The world was filled with these little mutant toddlers, and if that wasn't bad enough, some of them started to morph into GIANT VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES.

Giant Drooling Toddlers roaming the streets!

And they were HUNGRY.

I choose to ignore the obvious interpretation that I am worried about my weight, and instead adopt a hopeful meaning for this dream:

The year ahead will be filled with abundance and unexpected youthful energy! May yours reflect the same meaning!

Happy Abundant Giant Hungry Toddler New Year 2009!