And now I'm ready to play with my crafts! Look at the Chinese New Year cards I'm making already. The fact that they match the decor? Sheer delight!
And no, I DON'T have enough scissors. Are you kidding me? You think I want to break the law?
It's a serious felony to own less than 5 pairs of scissors. It probably violates the Geneva Convention and contributes to global warming as well.
There are scissors in the bathroom, living room, kitchen and dining area too! When you need a pair of scissors, you need them right here, right now, and can't go traipsing all over for them.
I even have a pair of scissors on my tiny Swiss Army Knife key chain.
Here in the Ponsonby Household we stick to the Old Ways.