The Headless Headboard

I'm on a mission to find a really cool headboard at a thrift store or used furniture place. I would love an upholstered one, but those are hard to find and after watching that tv show the other night about bedbugs I am terrified of bringing some into the house. But I can assure you, gentle readers, that whatever I find, it will look NOTHING like this:







Also, there is a 99.9% chance that it will not resemble this:









Because Twigs and I do not get along unless I'm starting a campfire.


But what I would really like would look something like this:







Hopefully, I will find just the perfect thing today, and acomplish it without once getting into a brawl with a salesclerk.